Glisten Infusion

NOTE: An explanation of this post… this is what we IBD’ers do when one of our own ends up in the emergency room. Kudos to Mr. Adam Foutz for documenting our randomness of the evening. And also to Empoweringpts9. :) 
This song first begins with a shout out to JoshuaHiggins…
He loves his pizza, and he loves those little kittens…
Loves the way that his infusions glisten…
Ohh… Ohh… Ohh… It’s a beautiful thing…
being an IBDer and going in a public place…
Ohh… Ohh… No… I can’t tell if it’s the food, my colitis, or my crohns…
But I’ll just have to stay calm and pray for another round of those glitter infusions…
Let me tell you that ColitisNinja, loves to chop those walnuts…
Thought it was the magic treatment, until it tore those guts up…
But it’s okay, we have the magic cure,
not a pill, not a drink, no nothing through the back door…
It’s the kind of thing that goes through an IV…
Ain’t talking about Golden Streams or Showers like R Kelly!
You’ll find out what you’ve been missing,
when you take a dose of that glitter infusion!!
Ohh… Ohh… Ohh… It’s a beautiful thing…

being an IBDer and going in a public place…

Ohh… Ohh… No… I can’t tell if it’s the food, my colitis, or my crohns…
But I’ll just have to stay calm and pray for another round of those glitter infusions…
gustyknots, and bad flareups, there’s still hope KatelynDrake and sar-iz-abeth…
If you need direction, talk to EmpoweringPatients!!
hypersensitivity, hypoxia, 
joint pain, arthralgia…
Fatigue, and myopia?… 
I’ll struggle through it all just to get this cure done…
Give me another round.. cant wait 8 weeks…
my bowels feel more inflammed with everything i eat…
I’m having trouble walking.. I can’t stand at all…
I need that glitter infusion.. I think I’m having withdrawals…
Ohh… Ohh… Ohh… It’s a beautiful thing…

being an IBDer and going in a public place…

Ohh… Ohh… No… I can’t tell if it’s the food, my colitis, or my crohns…
But I’ll just have to stay calm and pray for another round of those glitter infusions…
Ohh… Ohh… Ohh… It’s a beautiful thing…
Ohh… Ohh… Hey. R Kelly, what are you doing with that kitten?